Beware the jolly fat man,
He's coming for you.
He'll eat you out of house and home,
And even eat you too...
He'll devour all your fizzy drinks,
Directly from the bottle.
And when he's finished doing that,
It's you that he will throttle.
His jolliness is but skin deep,
He's really rather bad.
He won't think twice in killing you,
That's really rather sad...
Beware the jolly fat man,
He'll stop your blooming life.
And when he's finished doing that,
He'll start upon your wife....
Muhahahaha!
J R A Gigney (5 November 2012)
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