The Babel LizardAdamsanis Douglasidii - the only other creature in the known universe to be able to translate simultaneously using it's tongue to connect to the human neural system. It feeds off earwax and dead skin...
Very useful and extremely rare!Well it's better than the real explanation... ;-)• All poems written by J R A Gigney unless stated.
all is well in the Parish of Nold Corton and other strange villages. (Population: Zero, it having been determined that most of the people are actually either figments of a deranged imagination and/or are cows disguised as people pretending to be cows disguised as vicars)
The slightly strange smell comes from that little known area known as Stadwell Brower Pation and other electrical devices...
Roads 1
Buses 0• All poems written by J R A Gigney unless stated.