Blogmatic

"Blogmatic" by J. R. A. Gigney

Automatic blogging,
With nothing to say.
Automated bland wittering,
Less nutritious than hay.

Automated responses,
To automated blogging,
Automated nerve reaction,
To automated flogging.

Blogmatic is the latest app,
To help you not to think.
Feed in the news data,
And watch the lights all blink.

After a short while,
It comes up with a result.
You gotta be so careful,
Because it tends to insult..

Automatic blogging,
Brought right to your phone.
Use it and you'll understand,
Just why you're all alone.

Put your brain in neutral,
Let Blogmatic do the work.
Then all that your mates can say,
Is he must be such a stupid jerk!

Automatic blogging,
With nothing to say.
Random numbered wittering,
Allowing for no wordplay...




• All poems on this blog are original unless otherwise stated.
• Posted with BlogPress for iPhone.

Location:Green Trees Ave,,United Kingdom

Announcement

Announcement
By J. R. A. Gigney

This is the driver speaking,
We apologise for the delay to this train,
This is due to the wrong type of passengers on the preceding train,
Bloody plebs always fucking everything up!
Also one tiny snowflake has frozen the points at Shenfield.
One bloody snowflake?
What next?
Oh yes and there are leaves on the line near Rochford!
Brush the bloody things off then...

I don't know why I do this job!
All I seem to do,
Is tell people that their train's delayed,
Or someone's blocked the loo.
So what if the 5:45 is delayed,
Don't you think they can tell?
All I do is get that relayed,
And the passengers tell me to go to he'll!

Once again we apologise for the delay to this train.
It's because the company tending the rails has fucked up again and I'm so fed up with it that I give up!

I'm outta here!
Get yourself another driver!
I RESIGN WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT!

Er...
This is the Chief Steward speaking...
Um...
We apologise for the delay to this train,
But it appears that the driver has resigned.
Er...
Does anyone know how to drive a train?




• All poems on this blog are original unless otherwise stated.
• Posted with BlogPress for iPhone.

Location:Green Trees Ave,,United Kingdom