Centre of a Web

There she sits,
At the centre of a web.
Hanging loose,
Till her suitor turns bright red.
Twitchy legs,
How long since she was fed.
Needs a tasty morsel,
At the centre of the web...



J R A Gigney
26 January 2013

A Small Tale

Hidden in the corner,
Behind the comfy chair,
Lives a little elephant,
And no one knows he's there.
They never hear his trumpeting,
They never see him feed.
They don't see his PC,
That uses their broadband lead.
He's happy to be hiding,
In his little world.
And if they saw him,
His life would be unfurled.
He lives his life to quietly,
He really is no trouble,
And when he exercises,
His feet move at the double.
He watches all their parties.
He watches their TV.
He listens to their music,
And watches films on DVD.
He's a happy little pachyderm,
So we must let him be.
One day maybe he'll meet us,
Just you wait and see.

:)



J R A Gigney
24 January 2013

Hehehe

Darkness falls!
Aaarrrggghhh!
Who put him on that shelf in the first place?
At least there was a nice soft carpet underneath!

**********

A vest is a best,
Whether cotton or viscose.
It covers up those blemishes,
But it's not for wiping your nose!


**********

Jump up high,
Go down low,
Don't wet your trousers,
In the snow!


J R A Gigney
24 January 2013

Writing

Sitting on a bed,
Tea mug on the side table.
TV plays in the background.
Writing,
Thinking,
Lines of no importance.
Lines that say not much.
Time to do the washing up.
Not much to do...



J R A Gigney
24 January 2013

Brain

Brain feels like imploding,
Body slow,
Nerves firing wrong again.
Brain wants to go Supernova.
Body wants to go back to bed.
Nerves firing all over the place.
What's the pain in the head?
Prepare for exploding brain.
Look inside,
Look outside.
Screaming inside
Silent on the outside.
Brain wants to go bye bye...



24 January 2013
J R A Gigney

My Friends

My friends are,
Witty,
Clever,
Happy,
And special.
Hope yours are too...


J R A Gigney
24 January 2013

Sack

Tired?
Worn?
In pain?
Lost?
Fed up?
Annoyed?
Need a boost?
Sack the government and make yourself smile!

24 January 2013

Don't

Don't expect me,
To be what I'm not.
Don't expect me,
To conform to your ideals.
Don't expect me,
To always be right.
I'm human,
I'm flawed,
I'm me.


J R A Gigney
24 January 2013

Ouch

Snow is melting.
Snowman's gone.
Ground's a freezing,
Slippery..,
Aargh!
Ouch me bum!


23 January 2013, J R A Gigney

How Old Are You?

How old are you?
Why hide you're age?
Are you embarrassed to tell?
One thing I know,
You're not much younger than me,
So come on let me know.
Is it you're hiding your age from your man?
Or is it that you're near a big age?
Is it that your life is a lie?
You better not hurt my friend...
I wanted to like you,
I really did,
But I like people who tell the truth.
If you want to hide,
Then hide somewhere else,
Just make sure you're far from here.
If you hide your age,
What else are you hiding?
What else is to come?
What'll be the fall out,
From the lies that you're telling?
Who else are you gonna hurt?


J R A Gigney (22 January 2013)


Inspired by nothing in particular...

Comment #1

The Government's a shambles,
It's ministers are crap,
So here's what I propose.
I hope it makes you clap...

Prime Minister C,
Please explain to me,
Just how you've kept your job.
You obfuscate quite expertly,
Whilst the people you just rob....

Chancellor O,
Has got to go.
His sums just don't add up,
And his big red box,
Just contains his socks,
And a portable porcelain po!

Deputy Nick,
Makes voters quite sick,
For keeping posh Dave in power.
Culture Secretary Hunt,
Is really quite a rude word for female genitalia....

J R A Gigney's long lost brother... ;-)
10 January 2013

The Bumbling Bear

So cuddly is the Bumbling Bear,
So soft his lovely paws.
He goes around with such great care,
On the ground he leaves no sores.
His coat is striped yellow and back,
He looks quite like a bee.
He looks so kind and jolly,
I wish he was cuddling me.


J R A Gigney
10 January 2013

The Lovers Prayer

Lay with me softly,
All through the night.
Hold me so gently,
So there's no fright.
Stay with me sleeping,
Till dawn's new light.
Lay with me softly,
All through the night.


J R A Gigney
10 January 2013