Oh Phone Go Away!!!

"Okay! Phone this person." she said.
"I can't," I said.
"Why not?" she asked, "it's only a phone..."

It's only a phone...
A bloody phone!
A bleeping,
Blarping,
Farting phone!

It rings,
It causes fear.
I dial,
My nerves take over.
Who's gonna answer?
What do I say?
Will I breakdown?

OH PHONE GO AWAY!!!

Now they're mobile.
Now they're smart.
More to go wrong;
More to go fart!

Fucking phones!
I'm scared as hell!
Nasty calls;
Nice ones as well!

OH PHONE GO AWAY!!!!


J R A Gigney (30 April 2012)