The Jolly Fat Man

I'm The Jolly Fat Man.
I'm laughing all the time.
I laughed all through my heart attack,
That isn't such a crime!
I laughed all through angina.
Then they told me I must slim.
So I started on a diet,
And now I'm Jolly Grim!

J R A Gigney
(13 April 2012)


• All poems written by J R A Gigney unless stated.