The squidgy pink pig,
Ne'er does a jig,
And it don't wear a wig,
Plus it don't drive a rig,
But it might eat a fig,
Cause it wants to get big,
Does the squidgy pink pig.
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Don't go into politics,
Because you'll lose your brain.
They'll store it in a freezer,
And ne'er give it to you again...
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Never name your body parts,
It can get confusin'.
Especially when you forget,
Which part that you've been usin'!
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Yippee-Keye-eh!
Was all he could say.
So they took him away,
The very same day!
Dedicated to Auntie Ginks and Auntie Sharon xxx
• All poems written by J R A Gigney unless stated.
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