Hey Mr iPhone

Hey Mr iPhone,
Connect me to my honey,
I really need to talk to him,
About something funny.

Hey Mr iPhone,
Connect me to my man,
So I can tell him that I love him,
And I'll hug him when I can!

Hey Mr iPhone,
Why've I got no signal?
Perhaps I should move out this place,
And go and live in Bignall*!

Hey Mr iPhone,
Connect me to my guy,
I really want to talk to him,
If I don't I just might cry...


* I have no idea whether this place exists or is a figment of my imagination. Anyway you try rhyming with Signal! Hahaha

• Dedicated to Ronaldo.

• All poems written by J R A Gigney unless stated in the title.